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I think my sister's crazy.

Dual

Dual

RIP Karl 1991-2014
I asked her what she wanted for her 16th birthday and she asked for bumper stickers or key chains. I even offered to get her something bigger, but she wants those bumper stickers.
 
1. Buy something big like a vacuum cleaner or a food processor or something.
2. Also buy a keychain.
3. Remove annoying lumpy piece of plastic from keychain.
4. Attach keychain to larger product.
5. ???????
6. PROFIT!!
 
I think Luci wants to bed his sister or quite possibly his mother. The latter option also makes it bestiality, so I think that one's the more likely.
 
Yub said:
I think Luci wants to bed his sister or quite possibly his mother. The latter option also makes it bestiality, so I think that one's the more likely.
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I have a sister? Why has no one ever told me this before? Ah, never my mommy.
 
She's not crazy. She just knows what she wants, and she wants it now. Get her a shitload of the bumperstickers and keychains she wants, so that she'll always have a spare to throw around.
 
Dual said:
I asked her what she wanted for her 16th birthday and she asked for bumper stickers or key chains. I even offered to get her something bigger, but she wants those bumper stickers.
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I had a hot girl come through my line at Walmart(when I worked there) tell me she was buying sexy pink panties for her brother for his birthday. Talk about a boner killer!
 
Maybe her brother wanted to show them to his young friends claiming that he took them off some girl, but didn't want to buy them, so he asked his sister to purchase them for him.
 
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