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I think I may have killed off James Brown.
- Thread starter Gagh
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In that case, I owe you a pint. 
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
It's Voodoo, I tell you!
....wait a mo.....!
:!:
Put Essien in your Av! :twisted:
....wait a mo.....!
:!:
Put Essien in your Av! :twisted:
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Put me in your av.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHEN YA DIE
I kicked James Brown in the tailbone once. Maybe that's what did it. Or maybe I'm lying. Maybe my lie went back in time and crawled up his nose and started playing Monopoly with his noogers, and maybe that's what killed him. Or maybe that's just another lie that also went back in time and ganged up on his filthy boogaloo sinus bone and played Mariachi music into his drug-addled brain until he fell off the couch and shat forth an embolus that then got cold and lonely and tried to take over the world until Colm Meaney dropped a haggis on it and sang Beach Boys songs into a whale's anus to save us all from Donald Rumsfeld's blood-powered jukebox.
Then again, maybe not.
Then again, maybe not.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Remember when he appeared on a WCW ppv completely unadvertised and danced with Ernest Miller?
No. And you don't remember that, either.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I remember reading about it!
You kinda look like Bill Hicks, but mostly not.
Grammour Boy
Rebel
What's a sarek?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
GB's doing his incredibly original "post like a retard" routine again. It's supposed to "troll" or "pwn" us or something. But really it just makes him look like a retard.