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I think I broke the jaw of a French person yesterday

Mentalist

Mentalist

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In my defense he shouldn't have stepped to me with attitude the fucking garlic eating wank stain.
 
He's French, you really don't have to say anything else.

I assume you're not posting from a jail cell, LOLohdear.
 
I'm sure he was asking for it.
 
At least it wasn't a french girl.
 
This is unexpected.

French people are not known for their fighting skills.
 
I broke somebody's jaw once, and then spent a whole weekend absolutely shitting myself that they would press charges. They didn't.
 
I broke my wrist play wrestling and started crying.
 
I broke a ducks jaw once, then I ate it.
 
Ducks have bills.
 
Thats true.
 
I broke my leg play wrestling. Then I stood up. Ouch.
 
"I think I broke the jaw of a French person yesterday"

You're a new American hero, congrats!
 
I cracked about 5 of my lower ribs snowboarding then went snowboarding again the next day just so I could do a competition. That was a bad idea. I don't recommend it to anybody.
 
the Frenchman wont care anyway. He talks with his hands.
 
Laker_Girl said:
"I think I broke the jaw of a French person yesterday"

You're a new American hero, congrats!
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Hey - we started hating them over a thousand years before your country existed!
 
^^ That's where we get it from. French hating and Jaffe Cakes, England's two best imports.
 
Here's to a future of mutual Gaul Bashing.

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I DIED IN A FIRE.
 
and?
 
HE ROSE FROM THE ASHES.
 
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