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I propose

Mentalist

Mentalist

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That we petition the WWE to allow referees to watch video footage of events they don't see when their backs are turned.

In this way we can clean up wrestling and remove all that fucking cheating.
 
Well, if you were to remove "cheating" from wrestling, there wouldn't be any wrestling. You can't cheat when the whole thing is fake to begin with.
 
LOL YOU DUMBASS. HOW IS WRESTLING FAKE?!! :roll:
 
LOL YOU DUMBASS. HOW IS WRESTLING REAL?!! :roll:
 
Seriously, Sarek. How can you say Wrestling is fake? Have you not seen them HIT each other in the ring?! And bleed!

Like, actual blood and stuff. Not FAKE blood. It's all real.

I don't think Cena is skilled enough to hold on to the belt. He's going to get his ass whipped soon!

I suppose next you're going to tell me the feud between Cena and HBK is not real?


LOL
 
Mentalist said:
Seriously, Sarek. How can you say Wrestling is fake? Have you not seen them HIT each other in the ring?! And bleed!
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Blood packs, squibs, concealed razor blades, and a thousand other "tricks".

I've got 10 vials of "blood" that is indistinguishable from the real stuff with out lab tests. I use it for staged traffic accidents for training fellow officers. Stuff is great!

Mentalist said:
Like, actual blood and stuff. Not FAKE blood. It's all real.
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What, are you mopping their foreheads, cleaning the ring AND doing lab tests on it now?

Mentalist said:
I don't think Cena is skilled enough to hold on to the belt. He's going to get his ass whipped soon!
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Don't care.

Mentalist said:
I suppose next you're going to tell me the feud between Cena and HBK is not real?
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Still don't care.

Mentalist said:
LOL
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*Snicker*

You kids today. You'll buy anything. I'm selling a tall steel skeletal type tower located in Paris. Interested?
 
I guess I could carry this on for some time longer but there really isn't any point. I was totally thrown when you responded with a serious answer to this completley stupid topic that is obviously a joke. Not a very good one, granted. But still a joke.

Of course I don't believe wrestling is real, Sarek. I'm not 6.

This thread has become a lot more interesting than it ever would of been though. LOL.
 
OMG wrestling is real you big meanies!!! Hulk HOgan said so.
 
Step into a slim jim!!!!!
 
I propose a grand army of the Republic.
 
Most wrestlers do blade to juice up, but the more hardcore ones take shots the hard way. Blood capsules are now barely ever used (I think from my memory, I've only seen one instance on WWE TV in the last 6-7 years).

Whilst much of it is fake, the wear & tear on the performers bodies, and high-risk levels in many moves, are very much real.
 
They are athletes and they put on a good show, doesn't really matter if they're actually fighting or not. I loved wrestling when I was a kid. All the fake drama between the matches is what made me stop watching.
 
Buff Bagwell used blood capsules in the "DNA test on a pole" match when Russo was booking WCW.
 
The real answer is simply to hire one big strong refferee, and securly tie a midget referee to his back, looking in the opposite direction.

You could call him miniree
 
CaptainWacky said:
Buff Bagwell used blood capsules in the "DNA test on a pole" match when Russo was booking WCW.
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The only time I've seen it on a WWE broadcast since 2000 is in the Runup to Wrestlemania X-8 when Rock was feuding with the nWo. They attacked him in the ring with something (can't remember what- sledgehammer?) and he caughed up stacks of blood from 'Internal injuries' - pure blood capsules.
 
Ken Shamrock was the master of internal injuries!
 
Mentalist said:
Of course I don't believe wrestling is real, Sarek. I'm not 6.
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Wha!??!!

Look at this PROOF. I have posted it before, but it bears repeating as THE TRUTH!
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Feel the strength of those fingertips
 
Is that Steiner? I can't make it out. If so, a blown Steiner spot is about as common as rain in the UK.
 
It's Steiner. I'd look for the gif of him "jumping" off the apron to hit Test but slipping and just barely touching his ankle (Test sells it anyway) BUT I WAS LYING, I'D NEVER LOOK FOR IT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
 
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