I PLAY TROMBONE

[Ishcabittle]

I'M A TROMBONER.

 

[headvoid]

I can juggle and unicycle

 

[Ishcabittle]

So juggler and tromboner... quite a team

 

[Cassie]

I play the tromBONE

 

[Ishcabittle]

I hope everyone can see the humor in this... you see, a boner is someone who bones. Wait, did I just ruin it by explaining?

 

[headvoid]

I'll call you both on the Dog and Bone,

LOL, I'm about as Cockney as Eggs

 

[The Tomtrek]

Um I actually play trombone and i find this thread does not reflect us trombonists in the best light.

i will correct this

mother fucking hardcore

 

[CaptainWacky]

I PLAY WITH OPTIMUS PRIME

 

[The Tomtrek]

optimus prime did not play trombone IF HE PLAYS IN IN THE NEW MOVIE I WILL FUCKING KILL MICHAEL BAY (MORE LIKE GAY AMIRITE?)

 

[Ishcabittle]

Tomtrek, how long you been playin'?

 

[The Tomtrek]

bout 10 years

 

[Ishcabittle]

Nice... i've been playing since 2nd grade - and the trombone jokes will never get old. To trombonists.

 

[The Tomtrek]

i enjoyed it much more when i realised playing the tromibone is 90% getting drunk beforehand and 10% playing the trombone

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Ishcabittle]

How true! I find a couple of whiskeys get my juices flowing just right.

How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?
- Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?
- Shove your hand in the bell and miss every other note.

 

[headvoid]

Please, can you two get a rehearsal room?

 

[Cassie]

 

[Mentalist]

Someone had to do it.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

He wasn't actually playing, though.

 

[Cassie]

heehee.. sorry