I might hire a midget to sit under my chair tickling my feet

[CaptainWacky]

That would cheer me up.

 

[Cassie]

px pls

 

[CaptainWacky]

PERVOID

 

[Cassie]

!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And if you give him more money, maybe his hands can drift higher...IF THEY REACH.

 

[curiousa2z]

I guess he'd have to pay him MINIMUM WAGE THEN!

CONTROVERSIAL COMMENT?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THIS THREAD IS AN ALLEGORY FOR OUR UNIVERSAL LOVE FOR ELIJAH WOOD THE FUCKER

 

[curiousa2z]

OL' BLUE EYES HIMSELF

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

His persistent wearing of clothes is OPPRESSIVE.

 

[Dr Dave]

Wacky, make sure your midget isnt secretly a footist who is out to kill you.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Children would probably be cheaper. You could pay them with lego bricks.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Wacky, make sure your midget isnt secretly a footist who is out to kill you.

Or BDM with his legs sawed off.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tickling is all I could handle.

 

[The Dork Lord]

this thread makes me want to roll around on the floor and piss on things!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But what about your TITS?

 

[headvoid]

Midgets tits are always perky. It's a genetic thing

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't think I'd even be able to handle tickling.

 

[Cassie]

I can make myself not ticklish by concentrating on the UNIVERSE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tickle yourself. THAT'S HOW I FEEL ABOUT LIFE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or pickle yourself. Either can work.