I have an announcement!

[BlazerBoy]

I am really a girl.

No, no, someone already tried that one.

Okay, here we go:

I am going to take over / destroy TK!

No no no, that one is overplayed also.

Okay, I have a REALLY good one now.

I just got banned from *Insert BBS here* and *Insert moderator's name here* is a cuntface.

No no no no, thats been pulled a million times.

Well, fuck, there has to be SOMETHING original, I can say.

Ooooh, I've got it. Here's something nobody else has said on TK before.
I'm sick of this shit, I'm tired, and I'm logging off and going to bed. Fuck ALL of you sons of bitches, and go burn in friggin hell.

Oh wait, Henoch says that everytime he logs off.

Fuck. Guess I'm just one of the guys now.....

 

[Mentalist]

I was never a big fan of crisps.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Okay, I've been wanting to ask this for ages now. What are crisps???

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Crisps = Potato chips. Chips = fries.

Sorry to hear you're not GAY anymore!

 

[BlazerBoy]

Like a bag of crisps, it won't last long.

 

[Mentalist]

What happens if you only eat Crisps?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You get oily skin and acne?

 

[Mentalist]

Watch Alan Partridge!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't think anything he does has made it to the States. Otherwise something would click in my brain every time you mention him.

Is he going undercover in an all-boys school in that pic?

 

[Mentalist]

It is very hard to explain the character of Alan Partridge. He plays a minor celebrity who had a terrible chat show with abysmal ratings that got cancelled and is now doing Radio Norwich from 4 in the morning to 6 he lives in a travel inn because his wife divorced him and went off with a fitness instructor. It was just a fucking great show and is also the origin for my username but thats another story. Steve Coogan the guy who plays AP lives in Brighton, I walked past his house with Seph and we saw the lights on his car were still on in the drive way so we knocked the door to tell the owner that he should turn them off before it drained the battery, we had no idea that Coogan lived there and he opened the door whilst on the phone looking most unimpressed. Both Seph and me who a re huge fans just looked shell shocked.

But Alan Partridge is right up there with the best of British Comedy. If you can get hold of the first season then do so.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL all this time I was thinking Alan partridge was a real person.

I mean, he looks no nuttier than a royal, so why not?

 

[Mentalist]

When we both get broadband I will encode them for you and send them to ya. They are awesomeness.

Now to GET broadband. Hopefully I will have it before January is through if not before.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He has a house as of the end of the second series of I'm Alan Partridge.

 

[Shatna]

I just popped into this thread to say I have nothing to say!

 

[jack]

That expression on his face is fucked up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He is pure chat.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Partridge in a pear tree.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A. (Alan) Partridge in a pear tree!