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I find it odd

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
When people speak slow and I write like shit, but I can write 99% when they are talking like 300 wpm.

OMGWHFISWRONGWITHMECOULDITBE THAT I HAVEN'T HAD MORE THAN FIV HOURS SLEEP IN THE LAST THREE DAYS WEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHE

GO SEE ZOMBLIELAND
 
I'd be happy to sing you to sleep.
 
Awww...that's sweet of you.
 
When people speak slow and I write like shit, but I can write 99% when they are talking like 300 wpm.

OMGWHFISWRONGWITHMECOULDITBE THAT I HAVEN'T HAD MORE THAN FIV HOURS SLEEP IN THE LAST THREE DAYS WEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHE

GO SEE ZOMBLIELAND

Did Zombieland cause you not to sleep?
 
Speak slowly and write like shit? Didn't Teddy Roosevelt say that?
 
I'D LIKE TO WATCH YOU SLEEP.

FROM OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW.




WITH MY NIGHT VISION GOGGLES.
 
Get out of that tree, Tomtrek. That's my spot. My butt groove is worn into that branch and everything.
 
When people speak slow and I write like shit, but I can write 99% when they are talking like 300 wpm.

OMGWHFISWRONGWITHMECOULDITBE THAT I HAVEN'T HAD MORE THAN FIV HOURS SLEEP IN THE LAST THREE DAYS WEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHE

GO SEE ZOMBLIELAND

was it a dream?

Who exactly was naked??
 
I was last night.
 
I was last night.

What a dirty, filthy, SLUTTY thing to contribute! :pissed:

OK??

Were u naked alone? :yoohoo:
 
Maybe. Maybe not.
 
Maybe. Maybe not.

What, no picture??

TEASE!!
 
Don't tease Henoch, he's just going to get all worked up and sex up a tree again.
 
If Henoch sexes up a tree but everyone pretends they saw nothing, does he get any splinters?
 
Perhaps.
 
I saw it. He sexed up the tree outside Tisi's house and I was sitting in the branches. THE HORROR.
 
Did he knock you out of the tree again?
 
I thought that was just a bunch of cats fighting...
 
Yep, it was Henoch alright then.
 
He didn't knock me out of the tree, but he did make me lose my lunch.
 
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