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I feel pent up.

Donovan

beer, I want beer
I swear to GOD I will jump on and fuck the crack of dawn if something doesn't break loose soon. See if I don't. I will polevault right up to that bitch and put peckertracks all over the morning glow. No I do not need a pole. Semen-smeared sunrise, coming right up.
 
*pray*
 
OMG YOU CAUSED THE SOLAR FLARES! :shock:
 
Damn skippy. I made a couple extra rings around Saturn, too.
 
It truly is a Milky Way now.
 
Couple of Snickers, too, now that I think of it.
 
I know a priest that gave both of those, plus a Yoo Hoo for morning confession.
 
o you guys
 
Wank your cares away.
 
Wank your cares away.

It does not work i tried, i just added to my worries with a broken arm and a dislocated hip.
 
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