I AM SO HUNG

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

...over.


Ouch.

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[Cassie]

I'll try not to make too much noise!

 

[Loktar]

Watch out for tigers in your bathroom!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I just logged in to work.

I swear, I'm THISCLOSE to opening my window, and calling the neighborhood homeless guy over to come sit at my keyboard pretending to be me while I crash on the couch.

 

[headvoid]

I can pretend to be you!

You will have to give me some hip New York things to say...

 

[Dr Dave]

Have Loktar do it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

 

[Dr Dave]

He's not that bad...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Not him...THIS FEELING OF BEING PRESSED IN A HOT HUMID VICE ASLKfjsdlkfas;d

 

[Loktar]

Have Loktar do it.

I'll do it for food, tv, internet and a floor to sleep on.

 

[Dr Dave]

Eggs, do you not have sick days?

 

[USUC]

Duh. Get some McDonald's.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's too hot. I need cold, fruity food. I just ate half a chicken sandwich and put the rest back.

 

[Cassie]

You need a window unit to sit in front of. BLOWING THAT COLD COLD AIR. You could even take your pants off and chill your balls.

 

[curiousa2z]

BLOWING... pants off.... chill your balls.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do New Yorkers say "hey, I'm walkin' here!" everytime they cross the road?

 

[Loktar]

Do New Yorkers say "hey, I'm walkin' here!" everytime they cross the road?

And do the drivers still shout "Get out of the road, white boy!" when you take too long to cross the road?

(They did when I was down in NYC in 2001)

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

No.

 

[Henoch]

PEOPLE WHO DRINK ALCOHOL AND ARE ALCOHOLICS DISGUST ME!! issed: !!!

THIS THREAD SICKENS ME!! EGGS IS CLEARLY AN ALCOHOLIC & YOU PEOPLE ARE MAKING JOKES INSTEAD OF TRYING TO HELP THE POOR SAP! YOU PEOPLE SICKEN ME!!

PS: WE NEED TO PLAN AN INTERVENTION.