How come you can masturbate yourself but you can't tickle yourself?

[CaptainWacky]

HOW DOES THAT WORK?

 

[Mentalist]

Well I wouldn't trade.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I can tickle myself. Not thoroughly, but I can make myself goose-fleshy.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

You're probably just not tickling yourself in the right places. :twisted:

 

[BlazerBoy]

Krámpack is a good tickle you can do for yourself. Only tried it once or twice though.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ooooo...I may have to watch Nico & Dani when I get home.

 

[Mentalist]

Nico? :shock:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NICO!

 

[BlazerBoy]

Dani.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

NICO!

Suaaaaaaave.

 

[johnford]

Get a feather and try different areas it works sometimes not that i would know.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NICO!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!1

 

[BlazerBoy]

Never seen him before in my life. I think maybe Henoch was spitting his blob over someone by that name a bit back before he left forever.

 

[Mentalist]

Oh god no...

 

[BlazerBoy]

His thighs are too muscular. He'd crush my delicate midsection.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yes, this is the NICO!!!! that Henoch used to plaster all over the MF. Don't worry, it was a one-time guest appearance.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

He's pretty hairless for a guy. Dude, we know you're cut, you don't have to shave all the hair from your body.

That just looks strange to me.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You've shaved, you know the drill.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I've shaved naught but my face. I've trimmed the ol' pubic region, but I've never given any thought whatsoever to shaving my legs or torso. I don't have much hair on my torso to begin with (a little on my chest, moderately hairy abs), and I have a ton of hair on my legs. Shaving your legs is for chicks.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And swimmers, gymnasts, and unmarried men who listen to henpecky, demanding women. YEAH!