"Hi. I'm God's Afro. I've got a ruthlessly HILARIOUS gimmick!"

Dracula

Lord of Vampires
"Yes...I talk about AFROS in every post I make.

Yes! Isn't that wonderfully absurd? Deliciously funny?

AFROS!

And even funnier...the idea of God wearing an AFRO!

The heights of hilarity!"

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO OPRAH'S MESSAGE BOARDS, YOU PUSSY FAGGOT SHIT!
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
All the gimmick duals should fight to the death.
 

God's Afro

New Member
Ah go eat your mother you afroless munchkin eating chiuahah.
 

God's Afro

New Member
Real Gods wear afros. I wear my afro to show my allegiance to my God.

When you wear your afro you will see the wisdom that is, was, and will be, in God's afro.
 

Time

missmanners' poolboy
Cassie said:
All the gimmick duals should fight to the death.

It wouldn't matter. I'd see them all die eventually.
 

dogbert

King of Sarcasm
Dracula said:
"Yes...I talk about AFROS in every post I make.

Yes! Isn't that wonderfully absurd? Deliciously funny?

AFROS!

And even funnier...the idea of God wearing an AFRO!

The heights of hilarity!"

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO OPRAH'S MESSAGE BOARDS, YOU PUSSY FAGGOT SHIT!

Come post that at Hannity.com. That will be freaking hilarious!!!
 

Time

missmanners' poolboy
^With due consideration of the current situation and other likely outcomes of said situation, the appropriate response of "No U" is necessitated in this instance with regard to the above poster.
 

The Dork Lord

Whipping Boy
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but its sinking
And racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in the relative way, but youre older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the english way
The time is gone, the song is over, thought Id something more to say

Home, home again
I like to be here when I can
And when I come home cold and tired
Its good to warm my bones beside the fire
Far away across the field
The tolling of the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees
To hear the softly spoken magic spells.
 
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