Hey Bitches

[I Love Cunt]

How you doin Tonight?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I try and behave but, inevitably, my hands always end up in my pants.

 

[I Love Cunt]

They should be in my pants.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Or under my shirt

 

[I Love Cunt]

Or on the back of my head as, um you are kissing my passionatly

 

[Loktar]

opcorn:

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Oh, man.... remember that one time..!?

 

[I Love Cunt]

OH God

 

[Kerb Crawler]

YOU DO REMEMBER!

Wait.. do I?

Was I good?

 

[I Love Cunt]

Oh thanks.
Get my hopes up.
Give me a memory or two
real or imagined
then
you
forget
you
forget
how good I was
how good you were
the kisses
the groping
the fondling
the good times
the bad
the
(there were no bad)

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I learned things. ABOUT YOU. And fell asleep with a smile on my face. But my pants were SPENT.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Your pants were spent
and wet
and hard
and I was
wet
and
um
now
I'm
flustered

 

[I Love Cunt]

I learned things. ABOUT YOU. And fell asleep with a smile on my face. But my pants were SPENT.

Did I learn things about YOU? Or am I, was I too self absorbed?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Hmmm.......... I don't rightly know. I mean, we shared, and I am a giver and all..... I AM UNSURE

 

[I Love Cunt]

Well, there are things that I am SURE about!!!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

My e-measurements and cyber prowess?

 

[I Love Cunt]

More than that, but thats a fair beginning.

 

[Dr Dave]

Who are you and how did you get this extension?

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[Dark Pickle]

I try and behave but, inevitably, my hands always end up in my pants.

YOU'RE WEARING PANTS!?! :shock:

 

[Yub]

I KNOW, RIGHT?