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Have You Ever Been Skull Fucked in the Eye?

starguard

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
My Uncle just told me that if I go back into his toolbox again, he was gonna suck my eyeballs out and skull fuck me through the sockets until my brains ooze out of my ears :huh:

Have you ever actually witnessed this being done to someone! :eek:
 
I made a remark to someone online once that I'd like very much to do just that very thing to them, but I had no intetion of actually doing it.
 
Skullfucking is fun. Different than throat fucking, more suited to "just the head in" kind of headsex, but it's kinda fun when you come, and make bubbles pulling out gently after.
 
But you know, after you've cut the head off some bitch you've just killed, it's most fun to just impale it on your dick and walk around, seeing how high you can get it in the air on the "twitch".

Excellent Kegel exercise.
 
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jack said:
But you know, after you've cut the head off some bitch you've just killed, it's most fun to just impale it on your dick and walk around, seeing how high you can get it in the air on the "twitch".

Excellent Kegel exercise.
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Hey Vap, about those guys you keep saying are gonna let you be their concierge: do they know about all the time you waste posting your insane sex fantasies to the internet?
 
Hey Hellman, do the newspapers that buy your 'art' for their articles, like the Portland Mercury, know that you waste your time online stalking a middle aged man om the internet?
 
Someone should write a letter to the Portland Mercury with a link to his ebay purchases, along with TK and here. Is there a link to their website?

There's an idea :)
 
Let's just say I neither endorse nor condone someone taking the time to research a company's contact info and using it to get someone disciplined, fired, etc, for online activity.
But the info is there if one were to look.
 
jack said:
Someone should write a letter to the Portland Mercury with a link to his ebay purchases, along with TK and here. Is there a link to their website?
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Just answer the question, gnome: do the boat dudes know about all the time you waste posting your insane sex fantasies to the internet? If they don't, they should.
 
jack said:
Someone should write a letter to the Portland Mercury with a link to his ebay purchases, along with TK and here. Is there a link to their website?

There's an idea :)
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This would be a public service!
 
Kim Nyholm said:
Just answer the question, gnome: do the boat dudes know about all the time you waste posting your insane sex fantasies to the internet? If they don't, they should.
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Are you itching to lose the paycheck from a weekly, or more than one, if they pass the word on to others?
Shut the hell up, Hellman.
 
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