Has anyone here ever over nuked the pumpernickel?

[Cassie]

I HAVE almost broke a tooth.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES?

 

[Yub]

Is this some kind of term for sexually exhausting your partner?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Can't say that I have.

 

[Yub]

Sexually exhausted you partner or cooked a piece of bread until tooth shatteringly hard?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Cooked a piece of bread until tooth shatteringly hard.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I've sexually exhausted plenty of partners!

 

[Yub]

OMG Dorklord is a slut!

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's not what SHE said!

 

[Cassie]

hmmm HOW COULD I HAVE KNOWN THIS THREAD WOULD TAKE A TURN TOWARDS THE SEXUAL?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, that almost never happens around here!

 

[Cassie]

My pumpernickel is shocked.

 

[Yub]

Has it been that long between services?

 

[CaptainWacky]

OOOH, MATRON.

 

[Cassie]

 

[The Dork Lord]

OMG Dorklord is a slut!

I should be ashamed of myself...

BUT I'M NOT!

 

[curiousa2z]

WELL I FOR ONE AM SHOCKED (SHOCKED I SAY) AT THE TURN THIS THREAD HAS TAKEN.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Pumpernickle just sounds sexy.

 

[Yub]

Indeed it does.

 

[The Dork Lord]

!