Happy Wacky Birthday, Wacky (Birthday, Wacky) Birthday!

[The Tomtrek]

I'M REALLY HAPPY YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MAY YOU WAX EXISTENTIAL FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER YEAR (hopefully many).

HAPPY BIRTHDAYNOSE!

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Happy Birthday, Wacky!

 

[curiousa2z]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY of your BIRTH, Captain Wacky!
Long may you spam!
:smooch:

 

[Loktar]

Happy Birthday, Wacky!

 

[Dr Dave]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPTAINWACKY!

AND YOUR AXE!

 

[Cassie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY LI'L LI'L SNUGGLEBUNNY!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good things: not being dead.

Bad things: wish I was younger, not a real person FJDASLKGJA AS klhsdgjklh kDIE DIE DFLJKS FUCK Ygfou

I will probably go crazy and tell you all WHAT I REALLY THINK of you after the mild pleasure of my birthday wank wears off. JUST A WARNING.

 

[Dr Dave]

Shit is gunna hit the fan today!

 

[Loktar]

I prefer to leave it flaming outside people's doors instead of flinging it into fans. Less messy that way.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Nothing like basking in the extended glow of a birthday wank.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Let the candle burn a little while!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm delaying killing you all until tomorrow.

 

[Mentalist]

Happy Birthday, Wacky! You're one of my favourite people ever, so that's good! Even though I'm not around here much I think of you often and I hope you enjoyed your birthday on some level and wish you many more.

 

[Loktar]

I'm delaying killing you all until tomorrow.

Could you reschedule my murder until Tuesday? I have a job fair tommorrow, my nephew's first communion Saturday, and a phone interview to renew my food stamps on Monday.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But you can kill me NOW -- I'm working late again.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Good things: not being dead.

Bad things: wish I was younger, not a real person FJDASLKGJA AS klhsdgjklh kDIE DIE DFLJKS FUCK Ygfou

I will probably go crazy and tell you all WHAT I REALLY THINK of you after the mild pleasure of my birthday wank wears off. JUST A WARNING.

WHaT?!?!?!??!! I missed it?!?!?!?!?!?


Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have an after birthday wank too! Except also do it tomorrow and the next day too!

AND I thought of you today when I saw someone that looked like Natalie or Michelle or PORTMANTRACHTENBURGEMILYGIRLWHOYOUALWAYS TALKABOUTETC ETC ETC
(i know michelle is tomtrek)
Anyway, I saw this girl at school today and I thought, "Wacky totally needs to be here to see this"

Sorry no picture.

My birthday present sucks.

Have a wank wank wank of a day!

 

[Tisiphone]

HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN

 

[CaptainWacky]

HEY MENTY, REMEMBER WHEN WE WATCHED 'HIM' AND BIG BROTHER 5 LIVE FEED AT THE SAME TIME AND INVENTED WOODEN SOUP ALL IN SAME NIGHT?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BIG BOLLOCKS MARIO FTWIMP