HAPPY THANKSGIVING

[Cassie]

I have unplugged and reset the modem at least 20 times over the past two days. My ISP is sending a new one, but I won't get it until Monday or Tuesday. An ISP robot even reset it and cleared the ports once. IT IS SEVEN YEARS OLD. Why does time go by so fast? And why don't electronic things last forever?

 

[jack]

I have unplugged and reset the modem at least 20 times over the past two days. My ISP is sending a new one, but I won't get it until Monday or Tuesday. An ISP robot even reset it and cleared the ports once. IT IS SEVEN YEARS OLD. Why does time go by so fast? And why don't electronic things last forever?

 

[Dr Dave]

I have unplugged and reset the modem at least 20 times over the past two days. My ISP is sending a new one, but I won't get it until Monday or Tuesday. An ISP robot even reset it and cleared the ports once. IT IS SEVEN YEARS OLD. Why does time go by so fast? And why don't electronic things last forever?

Things are made so you have to replace them more often so companies can make more $.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Garfield's voice is Music to my ears.

 

[Cassie]

I think it is SUSPICIOUS that my modem is magically working on black Friday. They thought OH SHIT, SHE WON'T BE ABLE TO SHOP, so they made it work. I FOOLED THEM, I mowed the lawn in the rain instead.

 

[Dr Dave]

Fight the man!

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEY WANT YOU TO BUY ROBOT BODIES FOR YOUR FISH.

 

[Mirah]

I am such a glutton right now. Must stop eating and take a walk.

 

[Dr Dave]

THEY WANT YOU TO BUY ROBOT BODIES FOR YOUR FISH.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You can eat WHILE walking.

 

[Cassie]

NEW MODEM, WHO DIS?

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOOK OUT, PORN, CASSIE'S COMING FOR YOU

 

[Dr Dave]

RUN PORN RUN!

 

[Cassie]

That's right! I will kill it with fire.

 

[Dr Dave]

No peen will be safe.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OR HOOHAH.

 

[Dr Dave]

Indeed.

 

[Loktar]

LOOK OUT, PORN, CASSIE'S COMING FOR YOU