Happy birthday Scarlett Johansson (23)

[CaptainWacky]

LET'S CELEBRATE BY POSTING PICS OF HER!

 

[Dr Dave]

Happy Birthday!

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Only 23? Wow, she's going to be around for a long time...

I'm sure Woody Allen is done with her though. She's too old for him now.

 

[whisky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OK, not liking the lesbian ABBA fangirl look here... *shudder*

 

[whisky]

You are probably the only man in this thread looking at her hair

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It took a minute to find her hair, too!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Totally hot and hard to believe she's my age. I dont know any girls that hot.

 

[whisky]

You probably do, film stars often develop a level of sexiness that puts them on a pedestal, but in real life we often see women that are just as sexy, but don't have the same level of exposure.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Or I really don't know any girls who are that fit.

 

[whisky]

What kind of art college dosnt have fit girls?

 

[CaptainWacky]

None of the girls I stalk are that fit.

 

[Cassie]

Who's the guy she wrestling with in the first picture? He looks like Kid Rock MAYBE.

OH and Happy Birthday Scarlett!! I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I doubt it's Kid Rock.

 

[Cassie]

Probably not.. not greasy enough.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And Scarlett isn't a retard.

 

[Cassie]

That never stops women from making retarded choices of men though. OR SHE COULD'VE BEEN ATTEMPTING TO DROWN KID ROCK!

 

[Dr Dave]

Scarlett pix=very good

What kind of art college dosnt have fit girls?

Every art college has them, just like they have fat chicks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not Mars University.