Happy birthday Momma wordin!

[Cloudy]

 

[Momma Wordin]

oh my! thank you so much child, for this wawm, wawm welcome. at my age, it gets harder en harder to celbrate birthdays. Aint you sweet? thank you.

I'ma lookin' fo that son 'o mine. I herd he was 'round here. he hasbeen causin' any probsnow, has he?

 

[Cloudy]

you're from the deep south? I hope ya'll survived the 'cane alright.

 

[Momma Wordin]

De 'cane was terble, terble. but havin' to staught rebuildin' the house by my lonesome is evin worse! where is that boy?!

 

[Dual]

He's in the back room doing naughty things, Mrs. Wordin.

 

[Momma Wordin]

oh lord Jesus take me now! I member the tam I caugh him defilin' hisself to pichers of his step-sistah. we hadta pry dem fotos right outta his greasy lil' paws and den lockt him in da doghouse for a whooole week!

 

[pixiefroufrou]

WE DON'T WANT YOUR TYPE ROUND HERE MOMMA - GET BACK TO THOSE PLANTATIONS!

 

[Sarek]

oh lord Jesus take me now! I member the tam I caugh him defilin' hisself to pichers of his step-sistah. we hadta pry dem fotos right outta his greasy lil' paws and den lockt him in da doghouse for a whooole week!

A CONDOM would have solved that problem. Such a small thing really. But imagine the trouble it would have saved.

Oh, happy birthday.

 

[The Question]

WHASSAT?! WHEAH BE DATS BWAH!

 

[jack]

That's fucking hilarious!