HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAY, CAPTAIN WACKY

[jack]

It was the only thing he wore.

 

[Cassie]

He's wearing it on his dong.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Happy birthday! You're my favourite Captain.

 

[Chameleon]

Happy Birthday Captain Wacky. May you always get better you deserve

 

[Seph]

Happy Birthday Wacky!!

I would shower her in ejaculate then eat a cake.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY O WACKY MY WACKY, I WISH I COULD TYPE MORE AND POST A FUNNY JPG BUT WORKWKROWKORKOWKOKROKWROKWOROKRWORK (I'll be updating that later lol).

YOU ARE LOVED!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She was like 14 in that pic.

 

[Loktar]

Happy Birthday, CaptainWacky!

 

[Loktar]

Today you are a man.

Tommorrow you can go back to being a woman.

 

[jack]

How the fuck old were you anyway Mr wacky (if you dont mind me asking)

 

[jack]

ill be 58 on the 27th btw

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Did you get nice presents, Wacky?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

27th of what?

 

[Seph]

i rekon hes 30 now maybe 31

hes 2 years older than me i believe.

 

[jack]

27th of what?

May

 

[The Tomtrek]

CaptainWacky is as old as the sky and as young as the moon.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

But he is not the Moon and Stars?

 

[Dr Dave]

Dawson is the moon.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm ten in September.