IN A WORLD WHERE CAPTAINWACKY SPENDS FIVE HOURS A DAY STARING BLANKLY AT A WALL IN HIS BEDROOM WE MUST ASK OURSELVES THIS ONE QUESTION ABOVE ALL OTHERS EVER AND ANON: IS CAPTAINWACKY STARING AT THE WALL OR IS IT IN FACT THE WALL WHICH IS STARING AT THE WACKYSTER? ANSWERS ON A POSTERCARD TO GEORGE W BUSH, 1 BUCKINGHAM PALACE, ENGLAND, THE WORLD, THE UNIVERSE, GOD'S FEVERED IMAGINATION.