Give me a topic and some characters and I'll write a story

[CaptainWacky]

NOW

 

[Dr Dave]

Cars, Dr Dave

 

[CaptainWacky]

Need input.

 

[Dr Dave]

Test driveing a new car

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll do it later.

 

[Dr Dave]

Sounds good to me.

 

[Mentalist]

An armless albino man called Frog and his quest to build a matchstick scale replica of the Titanic.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Added to the list.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The matchstick scale model of the Titanic is commanded by Captain Sky Mangel's Tits.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

New Year's Eve party: Portia de Rossi, Anne Robinson, a bottle of Veuve Cliquot and a rohypnol tablet.

 

[Dr Dave]

That will be the rated R story.

 

[Cassie]

Rapecat tricks Smurfette into taking ecstasy, while Poppa Smurf records it for the Smurf internet porn site.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yoshi, DK and Mario gangbang Peach while Bowser makes it rain Bowsergoo all over Wario's Battle Canyon.

 

[Dr Dave]

I hope Wacky posts a story soon

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are these serious suggestions and do you seriously want me to seriously write these stories, seriously?

 

[Dr Dave]

you should write them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll do them tomorrow. Please stop making suggestions until then.

 

[Dr Dave]

You heard the man!

 

[CaptainWacky]

ne day clang:

 

[CaptainWacky]

More suggestions.