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Lilith

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Morbid? OR JUST WHOLESOME FUN U DESIED OMG LOL THWAP!
 
I wonder if I could get a swearword on my tombstone?
As in, What are the possibilities and likelyhood?
 
Holy shit, I don't remember posting that..
 
Ahhh, were you drunk? Or were you drunk, instead?
 
No alcohol in the house, so I couldn't say......too much Sudafed?
 
I have plenty of alcohol. And i don't drink it much.

Wanna go get smashed?
 
Trying to set a good example for my husband, he has a bit of an issue with drinking if you get my drift.
 
HAHA LOL DRUNKIE!!! OMG I SMASHED AT 1:00PM...
 
Lilith said:
Trying to set a good example for my husband, he has a bit of an issue with drinking if you get my drift.
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Yeah. And I forgot you were married.

Sorry, I have to, the jokes just there.

"And you can forget too...."
 
I wonder if, instead of a tombstone, I could just have a photo of Scarlett Johansson.
 
Done.



:P
 
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Yep. I want to massage her.

Since I'm Monk-like, that's as close as I get.
 
People would dig up my grave thinking Scarlett was buried there (with designs to fuck her corpse, obviously) but then be disgusted to find me. I think they'd probably still fuck me anyway.
 
This issue is irrelevant to me, as I don't intend to ever die.
 
You wouldn't dig up CW to fuck his corpse?
 
It would be funny if he actually wanted my corpse but got Scarlett's instead.
 
That would be funny.
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Comedy is in the dead eye of the beholder.
 
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