For Gagh

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

FOR SERVICE ABOVE AND BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY OMG BONC!

 

[Gagh]

OMG I'VE BEEN AWARDED THE HIGHEST HONOUR OF THEM ALL.

TIME TO PREPARE A PALTROW / BERRY LIKE SPEECH!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CAN I BE ADRIAN BRODY?????

*spritzes breath spray*

 

[CaptainWacky]

CAN I BE EDMUND?

 

[Gagh]

CAN I BE THAT GIRL OUT OF GOING ROUND THE TWIST?

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's hot!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CAN I BE ME ONLY TALL THIN AND SEXY???

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Can I be Cary Elwes?

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUT THEN YOU'D BE TOM WELLING LOL

 

[Gagh]

TOM WELLING WITH SHIRT OFF ON DVD OF SMALLVILLE SEASON 1 MADE ME FEEL GAY BUYING IT IN SHOP LOL

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ALL TINGLY FOR THE PINGLY EH? HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US MATE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

TOM WELLING IS TO SHIRTS AS I AM TO BEING SANE

 

[SilentBtViolent]

When I was in high school I used to think I would be gay for Gavin Rossdale:

Now I think no way. It would totally have to be younger, hotter Brad Pitt...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WELLING IS TO LIPS AS I AM TO DOING THINGS WITH THOSE LIPS THAT I"D RATHER NOT GO INTO HERE AS SOME OF YOU MAY BE EATING

 

[SilentBtViolent]

ME : PICKLES :: CATS : SASQUATCH

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

FUCKING SAT TESTS I HATE THEM ALMOST AS MUCH AS CELINE DION

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Celine Dion hating? *BOOP BOOP* I heard the gay police are coming to take away your salsa dancing rights...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No, there was a summit in Geneva, fags are free to hate Celine without fear of political reprisal.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Well that's good at least.

If only you can earn the right to hate on "The Birdcage." Then you will be truly free.

 

[CaptainWacky]

GET GRACE OUT