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Finally!

Love Child

Love Child

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I pulled up to the pump station today and got filled up twice! About time I did some driving. Nice looooooong driving too. Well worth the wait.
 
Its good to get out every once in a while. What are you driving?
 
LOL. Every once in a while? I prefer twice a day baby. ;)
 
good times, eh sarek?
 
We have pulled off the highway folks. Time to check the dipstick for dirty oil.
 
well played sarek, ur up to your nuts in guts, just dnt let the old ball and chain find out...
 
2 hour drive tonight. And that was just the freeway. You should see the road we took to get there. Jesus Christ the pot holes! Up and down, up and down.
 
Why do I make these fucking posts? LOL
 
He finally said that he only wanted he and I in the vehicle tonight. He would never want to pick up a hitch hiker or have another passenger.
 
That's lame. What fun is a long drive without people to share it with?
 
I KNOW! THAT MOTHER FUCKER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE REALLY MEANT? I THINK HE REALLY MEANT IS THAT, "I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THOSE OTHER WOMAN HONEY, BUT NOT WITH YOU AT THE SAME TIME" MOTHER FUCKER! I THINK HE IS FUCKING THEM ANYWAY AND I'M LEFT HOLDING THE GAS BILL OR SOME STUPID ANALAGY LIKE THAT. WHY IS THE WORD ANAL IN ANALAGY? AM I SPELLING ANALAGY WRONG?
 
I'm down to nice long Sunday drives now, but thats ok! (for now) I'm lying. Sometimes I make a quick run to the gas station during the week.
 
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