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Final Reason the Nazis Were Epic Douches.

Mentalist

Mentalist

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The Nazis believed Jews were an inferior race.

Natalie is a Jew.

Natalie is perfection and inferior to nobody.

The Nazis were idiots.

Q.E.D
 
Yes I want back in time and forced Hitler to watch all of Natalie's movies (he enjoyed Garden State but commented "there are no girls like that in real life! I only get Eva because she's got the horn for dictators!") and at the end he started weeping and said "you're right CaptainWacky you're so right, she is beauty, I was wrong all these years about the dirty jews, no, just the jews...a proud and noble people. I see it at last. Please forgive me. I knew not what I did!"

Then I erased the whole experience from his memory because I didn't want to ruin the timeline!
 
They also believed that gay people and people with disabilities were to be exterminated. This would mean half the music I like would not exist. It would also mean that Dr Stephen Hawking would not have opened my mind and others to the idea of Wheelchair access to lap dancing clubs - ITS A REVELATION
 
Also there wouldn't be any hot girl on girl scissoring.
 
Yeah but Hitler didn't really hate jews, Mein Kampf was mistranslated. World War 2 wasn't his fault either, it was everyone else's for not just stepping back and letting him conquer the world. Everything bad you hear about Hitler is lies made up by the jews, the 9-11 truth movement and Billy Dee Williams.
 
So there will still be cake on his birthday?
 
No.
 
Nothing in the ovens?
 
HE DID NOT BAKE JEWS IN OVENS, HE THOUGHT THEY WERE FRIDGES AND JUST WANTED THE JEWS TO COOL OFF.
 
THAT'S WHERE EASY BAKE OVENS WERE INVENTED.
 
omg.
 
which reminds me. we're watching Clive Owen in Children of Men right at the mo.
 
right cheery it is.
 
The Nazis were douchebags because they wanted to shut down Mel Brooks' theater in To Be or Not to Be. Even after Jack Benny had stopped them from doing the exact same thing 40 years before.

Idiots.
 
OK, THEY WENT TOO FAR THERE!
Bastards.
 
They would've gassed Justin Berfield! He's gay AND Jewish, or so I assume. NICHT GUT!

I saw a guy on the bus the other day who looked like Justin. Same height, build, hair, sorta tanned skin. I should've gone up to him and said "lol you look like the kid from malcolm in the middle not the annoying little one with the scratchy voice but his brother who's gay and has a dog called diva, but HE'S NOT GAY, has anyone ever told you that before?"
 
Fascinating!
 
NOW YOU KNOW.
 
Michelle Trachtenberg is also Jewish.
 
If a Jewish girl gets a boob job or collagen from a Gentile doc, are they still 100% Jewish?
 
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