Everyone stop drinking the idiot juice

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This place needs a no-pest strip.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I thought that was how strippers shaved their netherlands.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The Dutch ones, yup.

 

[MessengerX]

Quiet, the both of you.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Is your hand still fucked up or can you type normal again?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It was my shoulder, I could always type. It's mostly healed.

 

[MessengerX]

You'll have to judge for yourself.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I guess that is mostly a good outcome, then.

Are you going to have to go to the Betty Ford Clinic to get off painkillers?

I had a really fucked up tooth one time and quitting the meds was kind of a bitch.

 

[MessengerX]

LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT'S GOING ON, I GOT HERE LATE?

 

[MessengerX]

TOTAL PWNAGE OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Not much, really. Apparently Loki's feeling better.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A-HA!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Are you going to have to go to the Betty Ford Clinic to get off painkillers? I had a really fucked up tooth one time and quitting the meds was kind of a bitch.

NO! Fucking doctor only gave me one round of Vicodin that lasted 2 weeks because I stretched them out. I don't think it's possible to get hooked on OTC ibuprofen...

 

[CaptainWacky]

You can get hooked on a fishing line.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But then I'd need more Vicodin!

 

[CaptainWacky]

"THE CIRCLE IS NOW COMPLETE, WHEN LAST WE MET I WAS BUT THE LEARNER, BUT NOW, I AM THE MASTER."

"ONLY A MASTER OF EVIL, ######!"

 

[BlazerBoy]

What is that from?

 

[Mentalist]

STAR NIGGERS: A NEW ######

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DO THE RIGHT THING OR DO NOT DO THE RIGHT THING. THERE IS NO TRY THE RIGHT THING.