Every time I read a wacky post at the moment

[headvoid]

I keep on looking at Father Dougal in the Avatar like he is shocked at what Wacky is posting.

The disconcerting thing is that sometimes I agree with Dougals expression!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Father Ted: Did you bring the travel scrabble Dougal?
Father Dougal: I brought the normal scrabble and the travel scrabble, Ted. The travel scrabble for when we were traveling, and the normal scrabble for when we arrived!
Father Ted: Good man!
Father Dougal: Ah, no, wait a minute... now that I think of it I didn't bring either of them! God, I'm an awful eejit!

 

[The Tomtrek]

DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Careful now.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Why is that dude gonna shoot that chick?

 

[Yub]

It's pseudosexual imagery, DL. It means Wacky wants an Asain to blow gooey globs of hot man spunk all over Natalie whilst he watches with a shocked priest, just as I am really an Ewok trapped in the body of an aging German anthropomorphic scientist duck whose mission in life is to school angry beavers in the wonders of the Dancing Doctor, Beverly Crusher.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes, that's what it is.

 

[headvoid]

Yub pinned it in one.

He should be your analyst, or maybe your chef, not sure.

 

[Yub]

Well I am an aging anthropomorphic scientist duck.

 

[Cassie]

aka a furry?

 

[whisky]

Nick Furry, agent of field?

 

[Yub]

Furries are people who dress up as animals. I don't dress up. I am an Ewok trapped in the body of an aging anthropomorphic scientist duck.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Why not just cut yourself out?

Or are you partially digested?

 

[Yub]

Silly rabbit!

 

[Loktar]

He's not a rabbit, he's a mutant pickle.

 

[Yub]

Maybe I'm an aging anthropomorphic scientist duck trapped in the body of an Ewok..

 

[CaptainWacky]

Scrooge McDuck was scottish and Doctor Crusher has scottish ancestors in that episode where she had sex with a ghost.

 

[Yub]

THAT'S LUDWIG VON DRAKE, HEATHEN!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Heathen cheats at Tetris.

 

[Yub]

That had nothing whatsoever to do with ducks or Ewoks. STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT YOU NUMPTY