Ever been knocked unconscious?

[CaptainWacky]

Now, imagine if you didn't wake up again. That's death!

 

[jack]

I got punched in the chest when I was 13. Knocked me out cold. Totally bizarre.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I usually experience a slight euphoria when unconscious. Maybe death will be sweet.

 

[jack]

Then again, that might just be head.

 

[Cassie]

I've passed out a couple times. Once from having the flu and once from drugs.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I drowned once. Had to be revived.

No pain. Drowning is the way to go.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So what about the Afterlife?

 

[headvoid]

Is that a new spirit launched for the Christmas party season?

 

[Cassie]

Smells like it!

 

[Loktar]

So what about the Afterlife?

Its all just naked girls, beer, and partying with your wingman Jesus.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Unconsciousness proves there's no afterlife

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I was dead, not unconscious.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did you have a near death experience?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

For me to know.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

and you to find out.

On your own.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sure.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Could have been that seven minutes of brain activity after you die that Ischabittle is always talking about, of course.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Don't like it I died? Well too bad.

If it hurts your feelings, we can return to the original topic: unconsciousness.

Yes, twice.

 

[Loktar]

Unconsciousness proves there's no afterlife

There is an afterlife. Jesus told me so. Then he raped my soul. And bought me some ice cream after to make me feel better.

 

[headvoid]

isch talks to people in those seven minutes through the medium of his GOD Linux programme.