Someone should unlock the door already.
Someone should unlock the door already.
I appreciate your assistance on the matter, Jack. As you can see, the powers above have unleashed the account for me to smear my stuff all over the threads.
And for the ones that are curious, no we are not lovers. We met several months ago and we happen to agree on many different subjects and points of view, that's all.
Now if you have any other questions for me, I'll be available free for the first 3 minutes, but after that it costs 3.99 per minute plus any applicable taxes. PM me for details.
Later
You are offering $3.99 per minute to suck my cock? As long as that $3.99 is in CANADIAN funds, then I am all for it. I don't want the worthless American greenbacks.
....you mean your "schlong" dontcha?
Y'mean, it's shrunk to normal "cock" size now?
Mmmm... so you are fond of other men sucking your meat? That sounds pretty fucking ghey, don't you think?
No, I wasn't talking about sucking your cock, Lucy. I was talking more like you got to pay to be taught about awesomeness, and that I can only do that for a fee.
dont worry about luci hes a repressed nonce who cant help but spill the beans all the time, hes our local LOLcow milk him as u see fit.