EEK! A SNAKE!!

[Cassie]

There is a snake on the back porch, it can't figure out how to get back out.

 

[Further]

 

[Gagh]

Throw a blanket over it, and kick it out into the garden.

 

[Dr Dave]

To the tool shed!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Stick it down your pants and tell your grandma you've spontaneously grown a prehensile penis.

 

[Gagh]

SHOW IT TO THE BOY NEXT DOOR!

 

[Love Child]

HOw big is it?

 

[Dr Dave]

Toss it at your enemies!

 

[Cassie]

It was just a little black snake. TOTALLY HARMLESS. They still make me pee my pants a little.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Invite it in and call it Jim.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WOO WOO WOO.

 

[Dr Dave]

It was just a little black snake. TOTALLY HARMLESS. They still make me pee my pants a little.

ORLY?

 

[eloisel]

There is a snake on the back porch, it can't figure out how to get back out.

Go out the front door.
Crawl out a window.
Get your cat to take care of it unless it is a really big, poisonous snake - then call animal control to come and get it.
Call a man.

 

[Sarek]

It was just a little black snake. TOTALLY HARMLESS. They still make me pee my pants a little.

Oh. I thought you meant an actual snake. You should have told us Blackfoot was attached to it first.

 

[Tisiphone]

The only good snake is a DEAD SNAKE

 

[Dr Dave]

Hiss Choke Dead?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hang it from the front porch to show your paperboy YOU MEAN BIDNIZZ!

 

[Cock]

you don't happen to be a parseltongue?

 

[eloisel]

Snakes are good. They eat rodents.
Rodents bad.

 

[Cassie]

Yeah, my brother is a snake killer.. any kind of snake. I let the corn snakes and the black snakes live.