Don't you hate it when you start thinking about things and it gives you diarrhea?

[CaptainWacky]

The solution: never think about anything.

 

[Cassie]

You will save lots of toilet paper that way.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I use Willy Wonka's ever-lasting toilet paper.

 

[Lord Waffles]

I dont get diarrhea when I think about things.I get a rampant stauner!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well, that happens too, sometimes.

 

[Cassie]

I get the urge to run head first into the wall.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes, thinking about things has many diverse results, for sure!

 

[Lord Waffles]

Captain Wacky stroke ma boaby!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Thinking about things too much makes me wanna blow stuff up!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm beginning to suspect Lord Waffles has a penid...

 

[Lord Waffles]

Stoke ma fanny,ya fanny!

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm beginning to suspect Lord Waffles has a penid...

Only on tuesdays.

 

[Ishcabittle]

re: the op, yes, I do hate that.

 

[Cassie]

Diarrhea is just bad.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fanny is more encouraging.

 

[whisky]

I haven't had a shit since wednesday.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They always come back.

 

[Cassie]

Just start thinking about things.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or look at ghosts. People always shit themselves when they look at ghosts.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I didn't want to open this thread. I really didn't. But I did.