Do you think teenage Ferengi boys would just sit in their rooms all day...

[The Tomtrek]

...rubbing thier lobes?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AUTO-OOMOX WILL MAKE YOU DEAF AND MAKE YOU LOSE A LEG IN WARTIME!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I hope everyone reading this thread is now picturing Nog, naked on his bed, rubbing his ears furiously. While Rom shouts at him from outside his room.

 

[CaptainWacky]

While checking their stocks online, yes.

 

[Yub]

Wasn't Nog too busy playing "stash the latinum" with Jake?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That would only work with a stepladder, I'd think.

 

[CaptainWacky]

...eww.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Being able to wank with your ears would certainly be easier.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I think it would be messier than our way, if any kind of ejaculate is involved.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BTW, it appears that "oomox.com" is available.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Oomox will give you hairy ears.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Life does that all on its own (which I hate); at least the Ferengi way lets you feel something good in the bargain.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How come in TNG the Ferengi were flying about in big warships shooting people but in DS9 they ran bars?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TNG Ferengi were "miserable Jews" a la Roddenberry; DS9 Ferengi were "loveable Jews" a la Berman.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YANKEE TRADERS

 

[Cassie]

I can't imagine their ear infections.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I can't imagine their ear infections.

 

[Cassie]

Bah! I can't see the picture.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Is that ear wax, or love juice?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Bah! I can't see the picture.

That's because I forgot the tags, but fixed it 5 seconds later, MISS HASTY CLICKER!