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Do non-scottish people eat shortbread?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Or is it illegal?
 
Yeah we do.

Sorry.
 
YES.
 
I don't know if I've ever had short bread or tall bread for that matter.
 


It also comes in "fingers" but that's mainly for perverts.
 
Yes, but in America we tend to prefer the better-in-every-respect shortcake.
 
We eat it, but in an ironic "lol, someone walking in now would think we were Scottish!" way.
 
we eat it, but as a cautionary tale.
 
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Yes. Lorna Doone Shortbread cookies.
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PECAN SANDIES?
 
I believe the pee can belongs to Bob. Sandy is just borrowing it.:D
 
FUCK YOUR COOKIES.
 
I think its only polite to ask it on a date first.

Don't be a cookie rapist.
 
So, a completely objectionable and misguided opinion based on a very little internet research?

He would FIT RIGHT IN!!! Get him here...
 
Get some girl scouts here too (not being pervy!)
 
The conservatives have all lost their minds. The USA is gonna crash and burn if we don't get all this sorted out. IT'S PROBABLY TOO LATE.
 
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