Did you take a date to an owl sanctuary for Valentine's Day?

[CaptainWacky]

IF NOT, WHY NOT?

 

[Loktar]

I ate an owl for Valentine's Day.

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least you didn't try to hang it.

 

[Loktar]

At least you didn't try to hang it.

I did fondle the hooter's hooters before I ate it though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You couldn't hang an owl if you wanted to execute it. It would just hoover up with its wings. You'd have to use a firing squad.

 

[Loktar]

You couldn't hang an owl if you wanted to execute it. It would just hoover up with its wings. You'd have to use a firing squad.

Or rip its fucking wings off!

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, firing squad.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I slipped some GHB to some twink who looked like Harry Potter. Close enough?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YeS.