Did Bumblebee get a boner?

[Cassie]

When Sam and Mikaela had teh sex on the hood?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

When they drive off again, there's a wet spot on the ground!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Eww.

 

[Yub]

I bet he lubricated with joy.

 

[starbys]

I'm going to think about that next time I watch.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Dumbledore got a boner for Bumblebee.

 

[Cassie]

Bumblebee is hot and he has a penid.

 

[Yub]

The thread now needs a screencap of Bumblebee lubricating on John Turturro.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or not.

 

[starbys]

I'd like to see Bumblebee's penid

 

[The Dork Lord]

Why would Bumblebee have a penid?

 

[starbys]

Because why not?

 

[whisky]

Well he has a drive shaft

 

[Cassie]

He has a penid! I SAW IT when he peed on that guy. Besides, there must be female autobots with vaginids SOMEWHERE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They're terrorising Shockwave on Cybertron.

 

[Shitty Dual]

Nah, he just thought she was being Simonized.

 

[starbys]

Now there's a fetish... robot cars having sex... or having sex with humans... I know I've seen it so it's not that surprising.

TO THE INTERNET!

 

[J&L Massacres]

Rule 34

 

[Cassie]

I remember going to the drive in with my parents when I was little and the second movie (WHICH WE WEREN'T ALLOWED TO WATCH, THE BASTARDS!) had some kind of alien robots raping women. I only saw a few seconds of it when I was told to GO TO SLEEP YOU LITTLE BRAT!! Anyway, since then I've always thought robots were sexy. This explains my love of Mr Data, IMO.

 

[starbys]

Rule 34

I see your Rule 34 and raise you Rule 35! But it doesn't really apply here so...

*goes off to draw pictures of robot penguins having sex with robot water bottles*