Death approaches.

[Mentalist]

Have a wonderful day but be careful crossing the road.

 

[Dr Dave]

NOT DEATH...

GOD DAMMIT I HAVE TO DO THINGS LIKE MAIL STUFF

FUCK.

 

[Yub]

'If Death comes near me...I'll rip his tits off!"

 

[Dr Dave]

You tell em!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It is funny that the one thing we all know for sure is that we will die.

 

[Yub]

Not us Christians. We may get all raptured and stuff. It's a maybe you dirty heathens don't have!

 

[The Dork Lord]

We get reincarnated to steal your stuff!

 

[CaptainWacky]

We come from nothing and to nothing we return.

 

[Cassie]

Even Christians die.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And if Christians (especially Catholics) die without receiving Last Rites, they're fucked if they have sins on their soul since their last Communion or Confession or Reverend Hot Tub Session or whatever. A good and humble life can be slapped with a stay in Purgatory over a technicality.

The Christian FAQ is the trickiest one of the bunch.

 

[Dr Dave]

Thank whoever I don't have to worrie about that crap

 

[CaptainWacky]

Because you're a vampire?

 

[Dr Dave]

Hell no!

I'm just not worried about an afterlife. I'm not a Christians/Catholic so I dont need to worrie about all the stuff Eggs talked about there.

 

[whisky]

hell is full of people who dont beleive in it.

 

[Cassie]

Imaginary people.

 

[whisky]

Isnt that a song by John Lennon?

 

[Cassie]

He's probably singing it in hell!

 

[Dr Dave]

hell is full of people who dont beleive in it.

in theory

 

[whisky]

prove me wrong

 

[Dr Dave]

Not something either of us can prove.