Dead beetle

[Cassie]

My brother just handed me a large dead beetle. At first I didn't want to touch it because it's a beetle and it's dead. Here he is reading this post.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE BEETLE DO?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

All your bugs look gigantic!!

Get it to do an Irish jig.

 

[Cassie]

It's dead!! No jigging.

It's probably only an inch long, just had to get really close to it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Make it eat grits!

 

[I am Dan Brown]

Make it stand for president by creating a campaign banner.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Make it eat grits!

"What are grits anyway?!"

 

[The Dork Lord]

MAKE IT FIGHT DOUGHBOY!

 

[Dr Dave]

I would like to see a pic of it on a tin can.

 

[Yub]

Give it a cape and make it fly around the room.

 

[Grammour Boy]

This reminds me. A few years ago I found a funny looking bug on my desk. I put it in a clear glass jar with the lid covered with tissue and a rubber band so it could breathe. It lived for a few days and then died. I took pictures. Perhaps I oughta post them?

 

[jack]

"What are grits anyway?!"

Grits are hominy.

 

[Lord Waffles]

Grits are a southern staple and I love them.You can mix your eggs in with them and put a good dash of salt and pepper.I'm hungry now.
"...and if you like fish and grits and all that pimp shit,then everybody let me hear you say o-yea-yer"

 

[CaptainWacky]

But can you mix dead beetles in them?

 

[Cassie]

I'm thinking of painting it with fingernail polish and taking pornographic pictures of it with other dead insects. I found a dead spider on the back porch just now. I have to get over my revulsion of touching the dead spider then it's ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are they really dead if they live on in your heart?

 

[Laker_Girl]

Grits are gross. My mom's from Oklahoma and never once did she feed us grits. The same can not be said of my Granny.

 

[Cassie]

My dad's from Oklahoma, I lived there for a long time. People there don't eat grits much, that I noticed. I think it's more of a southern thing, unless you're Italian then you call it polenta.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I am not a fan of grits.

Dead bug porn on the other hand...

 

[curiousa2z]

omg! grits=polenta?!?!?!

 

[Cassie]

Yes it does, lol. Probably cooked a little different but it's made from the same ground hominy.