David Hasslehoff = poor man's William Shatner

[CaptainWacky]

You know it to be true.

 

[Gagh]

If he lost his hair, and got a gut, would he still be a poor-man's Shatner, or just a sadder Hasselhoff?

 

[Dr Dave]

Even the poor don't want the Hasslehoff.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's a self-styled "internet legend" whereas Shatner is an internet legend by virtue alone.

 

[Gagh]

Would Shatner have devalued himself more by appearing on a commercial for a well known Internet Service Provider, and conversed with a Midget dressed exactly like he, or if he got smashed, and pissed his pants whilst sat on an Airport luggage carrier?

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't think so.

 

[Gagh]

That doesn't answer the question!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Shatner sells out, but he does it with charisma and a glint in his eye.

 

[Gagh]

Not to mention without protection. AIDS IS NOT FUNNY KIDS.

 

[Mentalist]

Hasselhoff is a legend though. There can be no doubt of it.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

This thead is all the doubt you need, MENTALIST!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shatner's All Bran adverts are the bomb.

 

[Dr Dave]

That doesn't answer the question!

yes it did

 

[Cassie]

SHATNER IS THE BOMB!

 

[Dr Dave]

ALL HAIL THE SHAT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

ALL SHAT THE HAIL!

 

[Dr Dave]

:lisandra:

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES SIR MISTER MCMAHON.

 

[Gonad]

Kirk is the poor man's William Shatner. He has no money.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You don't need money in SPACE!