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Cracking a Lobster: Help

a knife with a sharp point and a fork. Just pry it open. Or, put the claws between towels and smack it with a hammer.
 
I just take a fork and slide one prong inside and just lift up splitting it along the white (or soft part) and whalla! super yummy. I am having it tonight as a matter of fact!
 
Depends on the size of the lobster and how civilized an impression you want to make. If you're alone, just use your hand's strength to cut that monster open, or try to slash it open with really, really sharp scissors.
 
lol, maybe some day I will have a webcam, a lobster, and too much time on my hand...
of course, I would also have to stop being a tree-hugging, vegetarian hippie first, so pls don't hold your breath :D
 
Loktar said:
You're a what now? since when?
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rofl.. oh Loktar, there're so many things you don't know about me yet ;)

OK, so I am also a motor-biking, head-banging, gun-toting, weed-smoking bitch at times, BUT I REALLY DO LOVE TREES VERY MUCH!!

The Dork Lord said:
You can be a tree-hugging hippie WITHOUT being a vegetarian, y'know!
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I know, but it really feels strange to ask the girl at McD to replace the poor, mistreated lettuce with a second meat patty.

The Dork Lord said:
Plus/also: some hippies bathe regularly, BUT DON'T TELL DR DAVE!
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yeah, well, once in a year is some kind of regularity, too, I guess :whistle:
*hastily replaces towel with decent clothes in order to not reveal her post-showering status to Dr Dave*
 
Ilyanna said:
rofl.. oh Loktar, there're so many things you don't know about me yet ;)

OK, so I am also a motor-biking, head-banging, gun-toting, weed-smoking bitch at times, BUT I REALLY DO LOVE TREES VERY MUCH!!

I know, but it really feels strange to ask the girl at McD to replace the poor, mistreated lettuce with a second meat patty.



yeah, well, once in a year is some kind of regularity, too, I guess :whistle:
*hastily replaces towel with decent clothes in order to not reveal her post-showering status to Dr Dave*
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You realize of course, this post ONLY MADE ME LOVE YOU MORE, right?
 
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