CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW
YES IT'S THAT BIG BAD SHOW TONIGHT YA'LLL
OH
IT'S THE BIG SHOW
HE EATS CATS AND DOGS AND GOPHERS ANND YOu
OH
YOU WON'T SEE HIM CUMMING BUT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
HE'LL RIP APART YOUR INSIDES WITH HIS HUGE COCK AND I PROMISE YOU'LLL KNOW
IT'S THE BIG SHOW
IT'S THAT BIG BAD FUCKING SHOW TONIGHT Y'ALL
OH
HE'S BIGGER THAN AN ELEPHANT AND GAYER THAN TEN CATS
YOU WON'T HEAR HIM HUMPING BUT I PROMISE HE'LL HUMP YOUR NOSE
IT'S THE BIG BLOW JOB
WELL IT'S THE BIG SLOW
THE ROCK THE ROCKDSh
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hdsh
WELL IT'S THe GAH SHOW
gag
WELL IT'S THE GAGH SHOW
YES IT'S THE BIG GAGH SHOW TONIGHT Y'ALL
HE'S FROM THE SOUTH OF ENGLAND
BUT HE AIN'T THE MOUTH OF THE SOUTH NO
THAT'S JIMMY HART
HE HAS A MEGAPHONE
AND TEN COCKS
DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAt
THAT JIMMY HART HIS TEN COCKS
AND EIGHT BALLS
AND NO ANUS
AND HE CAN TIME TRAVEL
AND HE'S BLACK
AND HE MURDERED CASTRO
AND HE CAN'T STOP GOING MEEP MEEP MEEP ALL THE WAY HOME
JUST SOME JIMMY HART FACTS FOR YOU THERE
ALSO IT WAS HIM WHO BEAT THE HONKY TONK MAN FOR THE IC TITLE NOT THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR
HE JUST MANIPULATED YOUR MEMORIES
ALSO IN 2001 HE POSTED "SHOULD ALL GAYS BE BANNED" IN TNZ ON TREKBBS AND IT GOT 2004834 REPLIS
AND HE WAS THE FIRST ONE TO LIE AND SAY MEGAN FOX IS HOT EVEN THOUGH SHE ISN'T AND EVERYONE HAD TO PRETEND TO AGRREE WITH HIM AND STILL DO EVEN TO THIS DAY EVNE THOUGH SHE'S LESS ATTRACTIVE THAN FUCKING KE$HA AND EVNE BRIAN AUSTIN GREENE DOENS'T LIKE HER REMMEBER HIM HE WAS QUITE GOOD IN SARAH CONNOR CHRINCLES LOL JOHN HENRY WORE PANTS REMEMBER SUMMER GLAUS WITH HER MOLE LOL JUST OING TO DIE THINK OF ALL THE YEARS OF YOUR LIFE THAT HAVE PASSED AND ALL THE TIME YOU'VE SPENT WATCHING TV SHOWS WHAT WAS THE POINT DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER THEM NOW DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU DIE WHICH WILL BE SOON YOU'LL THINK TO YORUSELF OH WELL AT LEAST I WATCHED EVERY EPISODE OF LOST THAT MADE LIFE FUCKING WORTH IT NO YOU WON'T FUCK'S SAKE WHY AREN'T WE TRYING TO ALTER REALITY COME ON EVERYBODY LET'S TRY REALLY HARD EVERYONE CONCENTRATE RIGHT NOW OKAY REALLY HARD AND SCIENTISTS GET TO WORK ON ROBOT BODIES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH CNA'T EVERYONE FUCKINGSEE HOW INSANE HUMAN LIFE IS
JUST ANOTHER JIMMY HART FACT FOR YOU THERE
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KATE BECKINSALE
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GITS
YUOU'RE ALL GITS
WELL IT'S THE GIT SHOW
YES IT'S THAT BIG BAD SHOW TONIGHT YA'LLL
OH
IT'S THE BIG SHOW
HE EATS CATS AND DOGS AND GOPHERS ANND YOu
OH
YOU WON'T SEE HIM CUMMING BUT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
HE'LL RIP APART YOUR INSIDES WITH HIS HUGE COCK AND I PROMISE YOU'LLL KNOW
IT'S THE BIG SHOW
IT'S THAT BIG BAD FUCKING SHOW TONIGHT Y'ALL
OH
HE'S BIGGER THAN AN ELEPHANT AND GAYER THAN TEN CATS
YOU WON'T HEAR HIM HUMPING BUT I PROMISE HE'LL HUMP YOUR NOSE
IT'S THE BIG BLOW JOB
WELL IT'S THE BIG SLOW
THE ROCK THE ROCKDSh
a
hdsh
WELL IT'S THe GAH SHOW
gag
WELL IT'S THE GAGH SHOW
YES IT'S THE BIG GAGH SHOW TONIGHT Y'ALL
HE'S FROM THE SOUTH OF ENGLAND
BUT HE AIN'T THE MOUTH OF THE SOUTH NO
THAT'S JIMMY HART
HE HAS A MEGAPHONE
AND TEN COCKS
DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAt
THAT JIMMY HART HIS TEN COCKS
AND EIGHT BALLS
AND NO ANUS
AND HE CAN TIME TRAVEL
AND HE'S BLACK
AND HE MURDERED CASTRO
AND HE CAN'T STOP GOING MEEP MEEP MEEP ALL THE WAY HOME
JUST SOME JIMMY HART FACTS FOR YOU THERE
ALSO IT WAS HIM WHO BEAT THE HONKY TONK MAN FOR THE IC TITLE NOT THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR
HE JUST MANIPULATED YOUR MEMORIES
ALSO IN 2001 HE POSTED "SHOULD ALL GAYS BE BANNED" IN TNZ ON TREKBBS AND IT GOT 2004834 REPLIS
AND HE WAS THE FIRST ONE TO LIE AND SAY MEGAN FOX IS HOT EVEN THOUGH SHE ISN'T AND EVERYONE HAD TO PRETEND TO AGRREE WITH HIM AND STILL DO EVEN TO THIS DAY EVNE THOUGH SHE'S LESS ATTRACTIVE THAN FUCKING KE$HA AND EVNE BRIAN AUSTIN GREENE DOENS'T LIKE HER REMMEBER HIM HE WAS QUITE GOOD IN SARAH CONNOR CHRINCLES LOL JOHN HENRY WORE PANTS REMEMBER SUMMER GLAUS WITH HER MOLE LOL JUST OING TO DIE THINK OF ALL THE YEARS OF YOUR LIFE THAT HAVE PASSED AND ALL THE TIME YOU'VE SPENT WATCHING TV SHOWS WHAT WAS THE POINT DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER THEM NOW DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU DIE WHICH WILL BE SOON YOU'LL THINK TO YORUSELF OH WELL AT LEAST I WATCHED EVERY EPISODE OF LOST THAT MADE LIFE FUCKING WORTH IT NO YOU WON'T FUCK'S SAKE WHY AREN'T WE TRYING TO ALTER REALITY COME ON EVERYBODY LET'S TRY REALLY HARD EVERYONE CONCENTRATE RIGHT NOW OKAY REALLY HARD AND SCIENTISTS GET TO WORK ON ROBOT BODIES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH CNA'T EVERYONE FUCKINGSEE HOW INSANE HUMAN LIFE IS
JUST ANOTHER JIMMY HART FACT FOR YOU THERE
ALOS FSDJI
AJTE BACKEINGFd
KATE BECKINSALE
gd
aga GNATALI PORTMAN
gfakfjtg tag agJ ATGJKEIRA KNIGHTLEY
FJKASGjag
agOVLIAIWIDLe
KATDENNIGNs
gdaskgljaG AGK SUPER
EOLLENPAGE
fdkjag jAKG AGKAG AJG JAG GK GAj GGJ AG KAGAJG AIG A GNATALTIegh
jga GJA GAIT ASTGJSA G
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GITS
YUOU'RE ALL GITS
WELL IT'S THE GIT SHOW