Cats have tails

[CaptainWacky]

Sometimes when you don't look at a cat for a long time you might forget that they have tails. Then you see one and you're like "a tail!?"

 

[Gagh]

I sometimes forget cats have heads.

 

[ThatSunrise]

For me it's usually the whiskers. I forget they exist.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I often forget about the metal feet, but then I hear that distinctive klunking noise on our wooden floors and I remember.

 

[Gagh]

SHUSH IF WE TALK ABOUT METAL FEET, DIRK FUNK WILL BELIEVE WE ARE ELITIST PIGDOGS AND DEVELOP A TWITCH EYEBROW CONDITION FROM WHICH WE WILL BE DOOMED NOT TO MATCH HIS HIGH MARKERS OF POSTING QUALITY!

 

[eloisel]

None of my cats have metal feet. Where can I find such a cat?

 

[Dr Dave]

The Cat store!

 

[eloisel]

There is a Cat Store?!?

 

[Loktar]

There is a Cat Store?!?

Conveniently located next door to the Chinese restaurant.

 

[Dr Dave]

There is a Cat Store?!?

Indeed!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I'M SURE WACKY'S CAT HAS MANY INTERESTING 'TAILS' TO TELL!!!!

 

[headvoid]

Cats secretly play cards when no humans are watching. They play a complex version of Canasta, but they bid using a system of twitches and bowel movements. The bowel movements would be considered rude in many social situations, but during this game they are accepted as much as you and I might accept a lick of the lips.

The other thing they do is sneak up on people who are typing on computer keyboards and sdfrjashfudioawhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl

 

[Gagh]

ANOTHER VICTIM.

 

[Dr Dave]

REMEMBER HEADVOID!

 

[Cassie]

Cats never let you forget they have assholes. IN YER FACE, HUMAN.

 

[curiousa2z]

HE TRIED TO WARN US

 

[Dr Dave]

Cats are NEAT!

 

[Yub]

Cats are good for kicking. They are also good for flinging from trebuchets.

 

[Dr Dave]

You should not do either of those things to cats.

 

[Loktar]

Cats are good for kicking. They are also good for flinging from trebuchets.

They make a really good soup too. Its a pain to skin all that fur off them but well worth it.