CaptainWacky vs. The Soup

[The Question]

AN EPIC SAGA COMING TO THEATER LOOS NEAR YOU!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IN A WORLD...

 

[Cassie]

WHERE A CAPTAIN FIGHTS SOUP..

 

[Dr Dave]

One man..

 

[The Question]

...is about to spill his dipping sauce!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TWO BOWLS ENTER, ONE BOWL LEAVES!

 

[CaptainWacky]

THIS SUMMER...

 

[The Question]

Mental image of Paul McGilliam giving a bowl of Tomato soup hard looks while "The Tempest" does soundtrack duty.

 

[CaptainWacky]

CAPTAINWACKY IS ABOUT TO FIND OUT THAT BEATING SOUP...IS TOUGHER THAN IT LOOKS!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CAPTAIN WACKY...

"Waiter, there is DEATH in my soup LOL!"

...VS. THE SOUP! Rated R.

 

[CaptainWacky]

R for Really good movie!

 

[The Tomtrek]

The only fly this soup will get is from a baaaaad brotha called "Wacky".

He gots the soul funk... IN SOUP.


(this is for the blaxploitation version of the film)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I already am black.

(NOTE: may be a lie.)

 

[The Question]

SOUP HIT WACKY WITH THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW AWARD

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE AWARD IS PAIN

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I'll wait to rent

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

My torrent is 24.6% complete.

 

[The Question]

PIE RAT!!! issed:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CODE WHORE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Give my your address and I'll send you a copy, NOT A BOMB I PROMISE.