Captain Kirk Supplied Gringrots with Nimbus 2000's with wigs on the end!

[Gagh]

OMG MAKES PERFECT SENSE 'COS SHATNER WORE A SYRUP AND EVERYTHING!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I heard this and Hermione was pleasuring herself with the other end of the broom (the end with the dildo on it) and Keira Knightley tried to kill her because she knows Emma is a threat to her and then Richard and Judy did an article on Britain's sexual fantasies revealed and I threw up over my gigantic asses porn YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I LIKE GIGANTIC ASSES!?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

all taking place on Nimbus III - home of blue horses

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

KIRK DROPS SPOCK OFF IN THE LAND OF THE LOST TO ARGUE LOGIC WITH BUG-EYED SLEESTAKS AND THE OTHER "WESLEY"

 

[Uranium 4]

Blue Horses were first smuggled to Norway by Jan Molby. True Story. Or was it Tom Forrester?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was Tom Cruise lol he's short.

 

[curiousa2z]

Dunno what he's bitching about - I mean, if you're not already a lunatic or debauched in some way, why are you here?

 

[Cassie]

TOM CRUISE AND CHA-KA IN SECRET CONSPIRACY TO STEAL SHATNER'S TOUPEE TO COMMUNICATE WITH XENU.

 

[headvoid]

and Hermione was pleasuring herself with the other end of the broom (the end with the dildo on it) and Keira Knightley tried to kill her because she knows Emma is a threat to her

Unfortunately this video is not on youtube

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then Sienna Miller ran out and said "I'M ENGLISH TOO!" and Jude Law jumped in front of the camera and started doing the Funky Chicken. Unfortunately this one IS on YouTube.

 

[headvoid]

Jude Law apparantly likes to shout "We're doing it for the kids" whilst fucking the nanny. (he does it in a Robbie Williams voice)

 

[curiousa2z]

^ ugh. there's a thought.

*takes to drink*

 

[CaptainWacky]

How dare he cheat on Princess Di with some SLUT nanny he should be sent to RURE PENTHE OR WHATEVER IT WAS CALLLED lol STAR TREK REFERENCE Darth Vader has a LONG SCHLONG

 

[Cassie]

I bet it glows in the dark

 

[headvoid]

Only when orcs are near

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not every species keeps their genitals in the same place.

 

[headvoid]

 

[Cassie]

OH YEAH BABY

 

[CaptainWacky]

A THING BLUE LINE

 

[Uranium 4]

Is that it's name tag? IS IT CALLED APOLLONIA? OMG THEY 'WHITED' UP APOLLONIA AND PRINCE BECAME A WITNESS!