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Captain Francesco Schettino the new comedy figure that will unite the world?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
With laughter? His latest COMEDIC CLAIM "I fell into a lifeboat." LOL! He's a CHARACTER!

(Thirty people died.)
 
Like the time Jeffery Archer fell into a prostitute.
 
Should be more like when David Carradine slipped off a chair.
 
Do you think we can blame the whole Euro thing on him as well? I mean, Greece is involved and all...
 
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He was also responsible for Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow.
 
That's it. Get a rope.
 
He holds back the electric car!
 
He erased all knowlege of TK from Menty's memory.
 
He's fuckin with Michael Madsen, but it's not gonna fuckin work. Fuckk... man.
 
His pomade makes my nostrils twitch.
 
He talked to a girl before the boat sank. LUST WAS TO BLAME.
 
He thought it would be a cool way to commemorate the centenary of the Titanic.

He should have checked with his agent first.
 
He was thinking about Titanic 3D when he crashed. KATE WINSLET IS TO BLAME.
 
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