Big Dick McGee MIA part ONGOING

[CaptainWacky]

BDM will be MIA unti the REAL BDM returns, not the BDM who posts the odd incomprehensible (to me) post about sports then buggers off again without even checking in on the Mine Field Posse.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WE MISS THE FOOTIST VAGGIE LOVIN MAN WITH MEMBER APLENTY!

 

[Dr Dave]

You should alert him to this very thread!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He shoudl find it himself.

 

[Cassie]

HE SHOULD POST A PICTURE OF HIMSELF IN THAT PINK TIGER WOODS SHIRT, IMO!!

 

[Laker_Girl]

I talk to him every day. THE MAN IS BUSY OKAY! He's bein' a single daddy-o right now and he's workin' on sellin' his abode and not to mention the full time day job.

I will however repremand him severely for not checking in with his peeps (not the marshmellow kind, the minefield kind).

 

[CaptainWacky]

I didn't know he split from his wife.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So sorry to hear about that.

Why would anyone split with 12 INCHES OF SALTY GOODNESS?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or is he just a single dad because his wife's away visting relatives in Mexico or something and I jumped to conclusions?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THESE FEETISTS.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Here are three things I learned while I was away:

1. Never, NEVER invest in a "kennel" business with a professional athlete;
2. When you hit a fire hydrant with your automobile, water really does shoot out in a big fountain, just like on tv!
And
C. When you're in a bathroom in the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport, and some white-haired old dude starts "tapping his foot" near you, RUN LIKE HELL!

I'm back fer good now, but I am very busy as LG said. I haven't split from my wife, she's in California setting up her company's west coast division. Be movin' out there pretty soon, as soon as the house sells.

So, what'd I miss???

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Um, THE WORLD SERIES?????

Glad to hear that the missus' feet still only answer to one tongue.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THAT's MORE LIKE IT!

 

[Laker_Girl]

I haven't split from my wife, she's in California setting up her company's west coast division. Be movin' out there pretty soon, as soon as the house sells.

'Tis then that I will begin ignoring California's very stringent stalking laws.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THREESOME!

 

[Cassie]

Yay, glad you are OK and everything.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you still like feet?

 

[Cassie]

I don't think a foot perv ever just stops liking teh feet. Unless there's a 12 step program or something.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Glad to hear that the missus' feet still only answer to one tongue.

*vomits violently*

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't think a foot perv ever just stops liking teh feet. Unless there's a 12 step program or something.

Hehe, 12 step...feet...hehe...heh...yeah.