Bethlehem: Jesus the early years

[whisky]

So, seeing that Smallville has ended, there is a gap in the WB schedule for a teen agnst story set against a young saviour with a massive destiny ahead of him.

Jesus Christ is in high school, he loves a girl with the same initials in her first and last name, Mary Magdaline, but knows he cant be with her because of his special powers.

He loves his adopted parents, but receives commands from his biological father, who he only hears as a voice.

He has a best friend, John "the babtist" Ross, who knows his secret, and calls him JC, but makes friends with a powerful businessman's son, with a destiny to go into politics, Pontious Pilot.

There are adventures along the way, with most first season episodes dealing with greek of the week menaces, and on sweeps weeks they bring in the big guns, Lex Lucifer.

Jesus grows more powerful every week, but has to beware the one thing that can kill him, green isrealite.

Oh and every week he should wear clothes with a cross on them, for foreshadowing.

 

['Gear]

This blows my 'Learned Kung Fu+Buddhism in the East to the level of Master' theory all to shit.

 

[headvoid]

Blasphemer!

They should do the story about a young William Hague.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BIG LIPS. Don't forget he has to have BIG KISSABLE LIPS.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Starts off with silly, but enjoyable stories of miracles and the occasional foray into family kitchen sink drama, only to jump the shark somewhat towards the end as JC's murdered in an over elaborate and drawn out death scene, only to be brought back again in the next episode.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"He Only Saved The World Once. But It Was A Big One!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Best episode of Smallvill was when Pete turned "evil" and started checking out Chloe's ass.

Can they work that in?

 

[whisky]

Well John the babtist was always pushing peoples heads down.

 

[Henoch]

Would Satan show up, and how would that play out?

 

['Gear]

He'd ask for and be given permission by corporate to cause trouble.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Baptist.

 

[Loktar]

Tom Cruise in a cameo role as Xenu?

Maybe like the Justice League Superheroes on Smallville Jesus could be hanging out with the Buddha, and Muhammed, etc.

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[Donovan]

The real young Jesus was way more badass than this. He would straight up SMOKE fools.