BDM's Long-Awaited Review of DS9!

[Big Dick McGee]

Mostly good. Some mediocre episodes. Starred a black. Better than Voyager, not as good as TNG. Mostly irrelevant now that Abrams has retconned everything.

Could've used more Jadzia.

 

[headvoid]

"Starred a black"

Do you put that on your critique of Malcolm X?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Quite good. Some unfunny Ferengi episodes. The Dabo girls' tits are probably sagging by now. Better than TNG, not as good as TOS. Starred a ginger.

Would watch again.

 

[headvoid]

ginger ist

 

[FBI parte due]

MINGER MINGER MINGER MINGER FOOL

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Could've used more Jadzia.

She shouldn't have quit after S6, there was more story to tell with her and Worf.

Ezri was OK, but it was a wrench in the works in S7. they had so much to wrap up, they shouldn't have had to waste time on all the new character introduction, and all the Worf/Dax awkwardness. Plus, their reasons for having Ezri stay on the station were dumb. They were usually better and making up stuff to suit theit plot devices.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ezri was a much better actress than Jadzia. Wish she'd been in it longer.

The Magnificent Ferengi was good.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Worf was pretty good on DS9. Better than in TNG.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Worf is always good.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He was even good when he wasn't Worf in ST:TUC.

 

[Conchaga]

Anyone ever notice that Odo and Worf were the same height? They're both tall guys.

 

[The Tomtrek]

He was even good when he wasn't Worf in ST:TUC.

We was still Worf in TUC!


Just, y'know, Colonel Worf. His grandad.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"I am Worf, Daddy of Mogh!"

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I bet you'd call Michael Dorn "Daddy". HEY NOWWWW!

 

[Gagh]

I LIKE QUARK HE HAD BIG EARS LOL. NOG'S LEG FELL OFF

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ITS OKAY THO, VIC FONTAINE GAVE HIM THE WILL TO ASK FOR A NEW ONE.

 

[Gagh]

VIC FONTAINE CAN DO THE SNOOPY DANCE. I SAW IT IN THE HOLODECK. LOL, JULIAN MASSAGED WORF'S CRANIAL RIDGES WITH HIS PENIS. OMG SEXY DS9 IS SEXY.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I heard that Robert Picardo once Sable-slammed Eartha Kitt at ComicCon.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

KIRA JADZIA AND LORETTA SWIT MASH SLASHES IN MASH SLASHFIC?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Vic being an evil robot in the Mirror Universe was stupid.