At WF, EVERYONE is me, apparently

[The Question]

Paranoia, cha-cha-cha! ROFL! :bigass:

 

[El Chupacabra]

Your duals are pretty obvious Castle.

 

[The Question]

I think it's you. :bailey:

 

[The Question]

Wait a minute, I just remembered something: Wasn't it also obvious that that Nono guy was me, too? :bigass:

 

[El Chupacabra]

Wait a minute, I just remembered something: Wasn't it also obvious that that Nono guy was me, too? :bigass:

No. He was overly emotional and sensitive, and talked a lot of shit, but he could at least construct an argument and had some intelligence. So it immediately ruled you out.

 

[The Question]

I thought he was you until it became apparent that he was heterosexual instead of English.

 

[The Question]

I should add, though: whoever it is, he's funny as fuck. Bouncing around the board calling various posters "tiny poopoo" -- that's goddamn hilarious. :bigass:

 

[The Question]

BTW, that's how I know this spatula dude wasn't Chup. Chup couldn't be funny to save his own life, which is why one of my favorite what-if scenarios involves Chup having to be funny to save his own life MO HO HO HO HO HO

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

If this isn't a textbook example of trying too hard I don't know what is.

 

[The Question]

I'm just enjoying the fact that they're so bleeding paranoid over there that they think every new poster is me. Truly, a testament to my greatness. :bigass:

 

[The Question]

Holy shit, I'm totally stealing "Ew la la" ROFLMFAO

 

[The Question]

BEHOLD MY QUIVERING CROTCH-NIPPLES! issed:

 

['Gear]

Lol@"The Saint" begging for attention.

Again.

 

[The Question]

 

[Oerdin]

Your duals are pretty obvious Castle.

Yep, he isn't smart enough to be able to hide it for long then when called on it he radically changes to try to compensate but it is too late. The cat is out of the bag.

 

['Gear]

Lol@"The Saint" begging for attention and getting it.

 

[The Question]

You morons. That wasn't me. You just banned some totally random (and totally asshat hilarious) poster. :bigass:

 

[The Question]

And look who's active immediately after they ban the Spatula Khan dude. Megatron. Looks like SK was a dual, all right, but y'all totally missed the mark about whose dual it was. Ya incompetent nimrods, ye. :lol:

 

[The Question]

So it looks like a Help Desk thread sprung up over this, and from it I've mined this:

Consider this: If it was Castle (and all signs point to yes [thank you, Magic 8 Ball]), he didn't ask the owners if he could come back (and we can be reached fairly easily!) and he hid behind a VPN. Granted, the presumptive answer is easy to guess, but it would have at least generated the discussion.
If it wasn't Castle, this person existed at the behest of the owners (and I know you won't like that answer. Tough). From the uncanny similarities to Castle's posting style, you can surmise what happened.

Okay, first off: it wasn't me. I firmly believe that it was Tasvir/Megatron, personally, because immediately after it apparently got kiboshed, look who showed up.

Second, even if I'm wrong and it was somebody completely new, this puts to bed the stale old trout that you guys even want new posters. You even gave that Nono turd the same treatment, short of banning him, which is weird because his writing style is closer to mine than Spatula Khan's (Tasvir's) was.

So, really, stop playing like you're throwing people off the board "because they'll drive off other posters, mnyehhhhh!" You're the ones driving off posters.

 

[The Question]

One further thought:

If it was Castle... he didn't ask the owners if he could come back

Here's how that's going to work: If anybody is going to ask for me to come back, it's going to be the owners of WF. And my answer will be "No." Not in the absence of an apology for my having been banned without a good reason in the first place. And for me to come back -- for a favor of that magnitude -- I really think that they should ask it properly, meaning on their knees.