Annoying Phrases or Word Trends

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
"No offense, but"
 

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"No offense, but"
No kidding. What a mealy-mouthed pussy phrase.

If you're going to say something you know will be offensive, fuckin' own it.
 

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I still hate, "It is what it is." Thankfully, people seem to be using that a little less often these days.

Oh! "Yeah, I said it!" Well, no shit, you said it, ya fuckin' retard. What, you want a fuckin' prize for sayin' it?
 

Mirah

I love you
^that is along the lines of "sorry not sorry" which I totally use also.

It annoys me when people just use the word "This" to point to a post-it isn't ever really clear which side of the issue they are on when they are doing that. (in my mind)

I just posted an annoying phrase, "That being said" ugh
 

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"When all is said and done..."

If all is said and done, shut the fuck up, whatever you're about to say has already been said.

"At the end of the day..."

Motherfucker, it's 2 in the afternoon, the day hasn't ended!
 

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Oh! I think I've mentioned this one before, but in case I haven't, and just to reiterate because I feel like it:

"The wrong side of history."

1. History doesn't take sides.

2. You don't know whose side it would take, if it did.

That phrase is arrogant, presumptuous. It assumes that your side in a debate has already won the debate, long before the debate has been won -- and, usually, with regard to debates that realistically may never be settled at all.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
"Can't you see I'm busy"?

Fucking ignorant bastard, do I have to catch my hand in this drill prwess to convince you to SHUT THE FUCK UP WHILE i'M WORKING???
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
"Well, actually"
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
"Smile"
 

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Heh. I have RBF (Resting Bitch Face, in women; Resting Bastard Face, in men) so I used to get this now and then:

"What's wrong?"
"Huh? Nothin', why?"
"You look like there's something wrong."
"No, I'm good. How are you?"
"Are you sure you're okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine."
"No, really, what's the matter?"
"Ugh... well, nothing was the matter, but now I've got some asshole annoying the shit out of me. Ya fuckin' happy now?!"
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
"Let's unpack this"
 

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"grinds my gears."

Fuck.

Y'know what grinds my gears? Nothin', 'cause I'm not a fucking manual transmission.
 

Loktar

Pinata Whacker
"grinds my gears."

Fuck.

Y'know what grinds my gears? Nothin', 'cause I'm not a fucking manual transmission.
I like that phrase.



Know what grinds Gear? Time, decay, dirt, maggots and worms.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
"whatever"
 

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Know what grinds Gear? Time, decay, dirt, maggots and worms.
Morbid!
Happy If You Say So GIF
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I like that phrase.



Know what grinds Gear? Time, decay, dirt, maggots and worms.

Damn that's fucking cold.

I love it.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
It will be fun meeting Gear after I die. I'll introduce him to my passed German Shephard schentzen level 3.

Good times will be had by all.
 
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